Master Goose



Player Stats

  • Agility 35% 35%
  • Fortitude 35% 35%
  • Intellect 35% 35%
  • Perception 35% 35%
  • Strength 35% 35%
  • Charisma 35% 35%

Master Goose Biography:

Despite having the word “goose” in her name, Master Goose is not the angriest, devil inspired avian bird imaginable. Instead, this young lady has an affinity for a few things. These being psychedelics, zombie-slaying, waterfowl and eclectic music.

Goose has been a mainstay of the Pve Pro community since Alpha 19. Commonly found in holes gathering materials to mass craft resources, consumables and ammo for the masses. While she will honk a bicycle horn like it’s nobody’s business, she’ll also honk her way in and out of a discord chat channel with reckless abandon.  Being a creature of the water, much like a sailor, she’s not afraid to use the same language as your Uncle Frank, much to the dismay of everyone at the family reunion (because let’s face it, there are children around). 

However, looking past her Grateful Dead and Phish inspired extracurricular activities and her sailor/trucker vernacular, MasterGoose is one “honkin” hell of a mod.  She will help new players, lay the wing of justice down on those who step out of line, and keep things running as smooth as water of a duck’s (err, sorry) goose’s back. So if you ever see her flapping by through the air of the Pro server, feel free to give her a wave, but don’t raise your pump or auto shotty up in the air and fire in a celebratory matter. It gives her severe PTSD flashbacks.  Keep honkin’!

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