Master Goose


Master Goose

Player Stats

  • Agility 20% 20%
  • Fortitude 25% 25%
  • Intellect 40% 40%
  • Perception 50% 50%
  • Strength 25% 25%
  • Charisma 40% 40%

Master Goose Biography:

Despite having the word “goose” in her name, Master Goose is not the angriest, devil-inspired avian bird imaginable. Instead, this young lady has an affinity for a few things. These are psychedelics, zombie-slaying, waterfowl and eclectic music.

Goose has been a mainstay of the PvE Pro community since Alpha 19. Commonly found in holes gathering materials to mass craft resources, consumables and ammo for the masses. But, while she will honk a bicycle horn like it’s nobody’s business, she’ll also honk her way in and out of a discord chat channel with reckless abandon.

Being a creature of the water, much like a sailor, she’s not afraid to use the same language as your Uncle Frank, much to the dismay of everyone at the family reunion (because, let’s face it, there are children around). However, looking past her Grateful Dead and Phish-inspired extracurricular activities and her sailor/trucker vernacular, MasterGoose is one “honking” hell of a mod.

She will help new players, lay the wing of justice down on those who step out of line, and keep things running as smooth as water of a duck’s (err, sorry) goose’s back. So if you ever see her flapping through the air of the Pro server, feel free to give her a wave, but don’t raise your pump or auto-shotty in the air and fire in a celebratory matter. It gives her severe PTSD flashbacks. Keep honkin’!

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